I have converted.

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PIGEON BATTLE TIME!!!

Alrighty, ramshackle post incoming! My friend drew me the most kick ass picture! Myself fighting a giant fire breathing pigeon with a sledgehammer! 

Dear God, Krishna, Hooded figure or whoever, this is amazing. Had to share it.


Stay safe, be beautiful, you crazy creatures.

The Poetry slam and Instagram!

Howdy, everyone, sorry for not posting for a while, I guess you'd like an update on the Beekeeper thing? Well, nothing happened, I went out to the coordinates and found a trailer, nothing unusual in or around it but it sure is a pretty spot to rest on a long jog but now, onward, to the present!

So, I won the Big sky day poetry slam, a $10 iTunes card, cha-ching. Anyway, I thought I'd share my poems, a little context first though; A man studying his PhD in performance poetry, came by the school library and performed for us, he then asked us to write about an object, I ran with his example of a bouncing ball, and once again about a marginalized social group, I ran with Technopunks, nice and esoteric, right?

Without any further adieu, I present to you...

The hyper enigmatic internal monologue of the bouncing ball - Tomas Ferrara 

Bouncing ball, off the floor.
Bouncing ball, off the wall.
Bouncing ball, down the hall.
Gall running thin, no more bouncing ball.
Perhaps the ball took himself too seriously?
Bouncing ball, off the floor.
And maybe he should learn to just be happy?
Bouncing ball, off the wall.
Find a yo-yo and fall in love?
Gall running thin, bouncing ball soars again.

And now!

The vastly less enigmatic internal monologue of the world's worst Technopunk - Tomas Ferrara

Oppression! Oppression!
The law horse is lame!
On the flip side, the new iPhone came out today!
Three stylish finishes of chrome, grey and gold.
Supposedly cures cancer and is a joy to hold.
Aggression! Aggression!
The law house is aflame!
I think I'll go and bash a copper today!
But he might arrest me.
Should he remain conscious.
And cardiac arrest is certainly a promise.
Because while I'm sure I could kick his ass.
In fact, definitely, in World of Warcraft.
I've been slaying Goblins so long that I can't run very fast.

It was a blast to write them and I made the other poets at my school laugh, hopefully it makes at least one of you smile too. Also! You can find me on Instagram! Just follow 'innautico' and you'll be exposed to me even more! My latest picture is of the Steam Powered Giraffe patch my friend gave me, hope to gain a few followers and friends, have fun everyone, I'll be writing to you soon. 

Coordinates?

Okay, so, it happened again. Another video was posted on my Youtube channel without my knowledge. This time it happened before I had even gotten home from the hives. the video is 13 seconds long, contains the same white text on the same black background, however, after the ambiguous text there is a screen with two rows of numbers with a few letters scattered in too, now I know I'm making this blog post a little late but that's because I've already figured out what the last screen was about. They were coordinates to a field South of the local power relay and depot coded in Hexadecimal, I guess because beehives are hexagonal tessellations? Who knows, but anyway, the coordinates are for a field south of the local power relay and depot, I don't know what's there, I don't know if I'll go.

Here's the Beekeeper's message.

The hive ordeal?

Okay, so one or two of you probably noticed the weird video uploaded at midnight last night. That was not me. Somebody managed to find me alarmingly quick after I went to check out some beehives I thought were abandoned, admittedly I look like a complete fool but there's something off about the speed in which the beekeeper found me and furthermore, I have no idea how he got into my Google account to post the video. Hopefully nothing more comes of this and we can have a chuckle and I can not be killed by a creepy cyberstalkerbeekeeper thing so without further adieu, here's my footage, and the Beekeeper's.

Russia's Anti gay rights policy is kinda shit.

Hey everyone, Tomas here again, just wanted to post a link to a petition to urge 2014 Winter Olympics sponsors to condemn Russia's anti gay rights policy. Everyone has the right to love, no matter who they are or where they're from. They've got my signature, if you see this, please consider signing. On;y 10000 more signatures are needed. :3

http://www.change.org/petitions/stand-against-russia-s-brutal-crackdown-on-gay-rights-urge-winter-olympics-2014-sponsors-to-condemn-anti-gay-laws?utm_campaign=autopublish&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=share_petition

Procrastination and Voodles

So, it's been raining pretty much all day and I'm up to a bit of a grind in the Dink Smallwood Let's play so I donned my coat and filmed a Voodle. As I understand it's the new indie film thing to do when bored. Now, it was going to be something a little more artistic but I liked the idea of the little pink owl thing going on an adventure so that's what it mainly consists of.

I'd like to thank Gurdonark for making his music freely available to all who enjoy it, this particular track is called "Sadness" and you can find that and many more for free at his blog: gurdonark.blogspot.com.au and also on the Free music archive.

And remember any feedback and criticism I can get for what little content I produce would be invaluable so please, if you have insight or ideas comment, message me on Blogger or email me at Innautico@gmail.com.